Subject: Get this message you mutha!
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2001 15:00:34 +0000
Phone Message
----------------Messin' wit' ya mind.
Ma home boy
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Found no joy
In Liverpool or in duh Wirral
Coz he got hisself,
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yeah, ahuh,
A noisy muthuh Squirrel!
Feel free to publish this Ben, giving full credit to Danny S. Torbica and
called "Ode to Squirrel Nutkins" (Bearwood Street Mix)
Subject: Squirrel hunt
Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2001 12:02:18 +0000
Hi Ben, I don't like the taste of your insulation, please put some nuts
out.
Best wishes, your friendly squirrel.
Subject: Preservation
Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2001 10:44:24 +0000
Ben
I've passed this round the zoology department and guess what? You've
actually caught on camera the lesser-spotted, dry-land night-beaver! It's
only been seen by one other person and he went mad and moved to Canada and
had a tail surgically added.
Be warned though! They tend to tunnel through the ceiling and sink their
deadly fangs into anyone that might be watching them with surveillance
equipment, especially IP based as they can detect the data packets with
their whiskers. Most of the department have suggested preservation as the
best option. Although 80% of them recommended preservation in ethanol!